lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

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  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

aloneforgood:

selfies

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paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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